HÉCTOR VALERO PIDE ASILO EN MADRID, ESPAÑA
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Héctor Valero, quien trabaja en EE. UU., sorprendió a todos este viernes al pedir asilo en Madrid, España, después de llegar la semana pasada desde Alemania, confirmó este diario.
En un giro inesperado, Valero se vio atrapado en el aeropuerto de Madrid, incapaz de regresar a los EE. UU. debido a los vuelos saturados. Ante la situación, decidió que lo mejor era quedarse a ver la final de la Eurocopa 2024 en una plaza de la ciudad, ya que el partido era justamente entre España e Inglaterra. Ahora, dice que vivirá en Madrid y declaró: "¿Por qué no? Aquí tienen paella, fútbol, música flamenco y buen vino." Con una sonrisa y un guiño, presentó su solicitud de asilo, listo para comenzar una nueva vida en la vibrante capital española. Su familia en EE. UU. ya empezó a vender sus pertenencias más queridas, como su guitarra electroacústica 'Ovation' y su guitarra eléctrica 'Gibson', así como su auto deportivo 'Camaro'.
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HECTOR VALERO SEEKS ASYLUM IN MADRID, SPAIN
Héctor Valero, who works in the U.S., surprised everyone this Friday by seeking asylum in Madrid, Spain, after arriving last week from Germany, this newspaper confirmed.
In an unexpected twist, Valero found himself stranded at Madrid airport, unable to return to the U.S. due to overbooked flights. Faced with the situation, he decided that the best course of action was to stay and watch the Euro 2024 final in a city square, since the match was between Spain and England. Now, he says he will live in Madrid and declared, "Why not? They have paella, football, flamenco music, and good wine here." With a smile and a wink, he filed his asylum application, ready to start a new life in the vibrant Spanish capital. His family in the U.S. has already started selling his most cherished possessions, such as his 'Ovation' electro-acoustic guitar, his 'Gibson' electric guitar, and his 'Camaro' sports car.
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