JAZZY BOO KILLED THE QUEEN: BRITAINS MOST WANTED "PERSON"
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Local british "person" has been caught using his lack of height to sneek into local primary schools so he can convert children into British "people". Jasper "jazzy boo" Aldred has been quoted as saying: "I just love touching kids y'know? its just something about it innit bruv." Jasper Aldred has been described by police as: An extremely short British "person" about 4'6 with a 4'5 wingspan. Jasper apparently likes men. ((and women) but we dont believe that)
It is believed that Jazzy Boo would lure children to his house with the promise of tea and crumpets, and once they were inside, would kill them and turn their bones into flour so he could make biscuits to dip his tea in.
If you see this deranged criminal on the loose please call his hot mum at 0478 978 756
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