Friends with benefits… age is just a number.
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My sugar bitch and I have been together for 5 years now. Our eyes met across a crowded antique store.
It’s been magic ever since.
My sugar bitch, “Kelvin” has been such a great jolt of energy for me. He may be 40 years younger than me, but I have no trouble wearing him out in the bedroom.
I’m the pitcher 95 percent of the time. Kelvin has such a great catchers mitt that I can go deep into. He is such a warrior. He doesn’t require me to manscape because he likes the taste of my hairy scrotum after a long, sweaty day at work. Many people think we are together just for the sex, but we also love to cuddle while watching movies like Broke Back Mountain and Cabaret.
Age is just a number in our relationship. We love each other and can’t wait to see each other at night for our daily hide the salami marathon sessions.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.