Grand Blanc Senior Accused of Exposing Himself to Children
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On Saturday, May 1st at 2:11 pm, the Grand Blanc Police Department were contacted for the flashing of a group of children by an 18 year old man. GBPD apprehended the suspect, who was naked and vomiting on police arrival.
Police identified the suspect as 18 year old high school senior Kyle Kranz. When asked for a comment on the allegations against him, Kranz stated “(I) would do it again if them sexy childrens were in front of me.”.
Kranz is being charged with 1st degree sexual misconduct and indecent exposure but police say that something unusual about the case has made them concerned. Commissioner Hardy of the GBPD claimed that “Mr. Kranz’s genitalia had severe amounts of infected tissue. Medical staff believe that he sustained injuries from regular picking at sores caused by Mr. Kranz’s genital herpes. Doctors are not sure whether or not Mr. Kranz will be able to keep his genitals”.
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